Monthly Archives: July 2007

Which Gonzo Makes The Better Role Model For Your Children?

Which Gonzo makes the better role model for your children?

Gonzo from Seasame Street.

Gonzo from the Department of Justice.

  

Tremors: The Paranoid Delusions Of Dick Cheney

After much research, and careful contemplation, the research staff here at BFD have come to the only reasonable conclusion a rational being could, in terms of what drives Dick Cheney.  Contrary to what may seem obvious on superficial examination, Dick Cheny is not an evil, war mongering, war profiteering, constitution subverting, right wing, wacko politico […]

Underwear = Knowledge

If It Weren’t For 13th Century Townies, We Would All Be Ignorant & Unhygienic

As reported in The Guardian by Martin Wainright we have the development and adoption of drawers, or if you like, knickers or underwear in the 13th century as possibly the single, defining event, that lead to world literacy.  As reported by Wainright, […]

It’s Time To Put Some Skin In The Game: Bring Back The Draft

Time For The Profiteering, Warmongering Bushliburton Administration To Show What They Are Really Made Of
It is time you, your operatives and your sons and daughters became intimately acquainted with this document:

Instead of your conquest by proxy, George Bush, Dick Cheny, Karl Rove, et al, it is time for you and your kin and your remaining […]

Motivation In The Face Of Adversity

Here is an image that should be plastered in every media outlet and school room in America:

As reported in The Lede (a New York Times blog) today:
Take a minute to read Rukmini Callimachi’s Associated Press dispatch from Conakry, Guinea, which you’ll see widely picked up by newspapers and news Web sites large and small today.
And be […]

Real Blogs Of Real Celebrities

(Well maybe if their “handlers” and PR flacks all took the day off.)

What does DeadEye Dick really think?  Check out News Groper to see the real minds behind the celebrities.  Unvarnished by writing hacks and spinmeisters, the thoughts that actually are excreted from the celebrities minds.

Way To Go Annie!

We Like The Cut Of Your Jib

It is being reported that the BBC has had to issue apologies to both famed American photographer Annie Liebovitz and Her Royal Highness, the Queen, as reported in an articled titled BBC’s Queen row deepens in The Guardian.
Apparently the BBC spliced two unrelated scenes with the Queen together and […]

And Now, A Musical Interlude

Featuring that beloved old crooner, Deadeye Dick:
 
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The Futility Of Trying To Better Mother Nature

Self Mutilation As An Antidote For Low Self-esteem
Ms. Place over on the Dishin’ Dat blog in a posting titled “The Skinny On Things“ shares some thoughts and photos of various males and females with various body “types”.  A conclusion that the brain trust here at BFD takes from her posting, and from our own ongoing independent observations, are that a significant segment […]

Are You Up For This Job?

Durex Australia is looking for a few good, vigorous men:

More details in this story headlined Stretch your talents as a condom tester.. distributed by Reuters.  This is an unpaid position (and any position while testing is acceptable), probably to avoid any consequences with authorities over local prostitution laws.  However, out of an anticipated 200 condom testers, […]

What’s For Dinner Tonight?

In this item headed Dinner guest finds host’s wife, son in freezer distributed by Reuters it is reported that when a Belgian woman who was a dinner guest went to put some of the leftovers in to the freezer, she encountered her host’s stone cold wife and son.
According to Reuters:
Prosecutors want the suspect, aged 43, […]

Blind Love

This item was distributed by Reuters:
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A Hong Kong woman who blinded her boyfriend in one eye in a fight six years ago has been jailed for jabbing a chopstick into his other eye, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.
Last November, Po Shiu-fong, 58, accused long-time boyfriend Kwok Wai-ming, 49, of having an […]

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