| DESPERATE |
| Harriet The wannabe mistress who just doesn't have enough experience. |
| Tommie The born-again holier-than-thou-blowhard; who is the biggest slut of the bunch. |
| Condi The mysterious jet-set vixen who can't keep her man out of trouble anywhere in the world. |
| Karla The sultry siren who will do anything to advance the career of her man. |
| The publication of material on this page is inspired by the operatives of the Republican Paty; this material is neither endorsed by the Democratic Party, nor known to exist by the Democratic Party; nor in an manner, shape or form intended to express the opinions of the Democratic Party. But the author certainly hopes that Democrats throughout the United States will appreciate this political satire. |
| REPUBUBLICAN |
| HOUSEWIVES |